First I tried to learn how to use Eagle. I was very moderately successful, however my teacher led me slightly astray by telling me to connect my switch to VCC rather than ground.
Unfortunately that was after I had milled my board.
I have now fixed the design, as seen here.
However when I returned to the shop, there were no more copper boards left.
I attended the programing session on Saturday and learned about c.
I then attempted to write a program that would blink morse code.
When you hit the button it will say "Help, I am an intelligent being trapped inside of this machine!"
I intend to leave it laying around MIT somewhere, where someone who reads can morse code will discover it and have a life changing experience.