DECISIONMAKER 9000

Are you tired of making decisions? What to make? Who to date? Which religion to follow? Which child to keep after the divorce?

Have you too been fighting with your colleagues, your spouse or even yourself about choices?

Does living under a dictatorship seem an increasingly attractive option to avoid making choices for yourself?

WE HAVE A BETTER WAY!

Introducing the DECISIONMAKER 9000!!

The DECISIONMAKER 9000 flips a coin using an "unbiased" decision making algorithm developed by researchers at MIT that goes through your list of decisions, removing each option until only 1 remains.